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dizzyiszy:

Let’s Go Pikachu players: I love Pikachu. He’s so cute and adorable.

Let’s Go Eevee players: I’m a bottom.

crisiskode:

shutyourmoustache:

Today’s letter is F.

And that’s a

FUCKING

EXCELLENT

IDEA!!!

I’ve had this on repeat for the last couple of minutes switching my hearing to hear either “that’s a fucking excellent idea” and “that sounds like an excellent idea” (which is what he’s actually saying) and it’s really tripping me out

captain-raptor:

killowave-the-2nd:

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there are so many fucking layers of obscurity to this joke i feel like i’ve learned another language just by looking at it

tchaikovskaya:

tchaikovskaya:

im extremely nosy but i dont have loose lips and thats the best combination tbh im not here to spread rumors or hurt anyone im only in it for the knowledge of everyone’s business i wont tell anybody but i NEED to possess ALL of the secrets

me hearing all the different sides of the story because everyone involved has told me directly what their take on the situation is but not saying anything and just watching it unfold like a intensely dramatically ironic shakespearean play with an audience of one (1) which is ME 

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My dog is a sunset lover 🌄

protect-and-love-animals:

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This pupper is a Swiss Shepherd named Rasta and he is a very good boy! He has an Instagram account and you should follow it!@rastawhiteshepherd

Pls source this stuff guys it’s not hard :/

democraticsenator:

candiikismet:

fuckyeahchinesefashion:

The coach is showing those ladies how to walk in qipao 

The leg to the side…. ICONIC

好看!

durbikins:

durbikins:

when you click on a gameplay video and are greeted by the voice of some nasally british guy

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This is a good post if you want to block every British person on Tumblr because all of them say the same shit in the comments like “UUH WEEN YA HIER AN UHMEHREHKIN BLOKE ON YEWCHUBE” as if it’s some revolutionary counterpoint